Basketball
Basketball news that shoots from distance, as aubuzzer.be tells it: BNXT League, Cats and Lions, NBA and Europe, by four fictional columnists. Every dispatch is read on aubuzzer.be.
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Hezonja says “thank you, Cleveland” to the snow, Dimitri would have lined up the music
Back in the NBA with the Cleveland Cavaliers after six seasons in Europe, Mario Hezonja told BasketNews he can no longer stand the sun and likes Cleveland’s colder weather. He played for…
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Redick gave the exact address, Grimes found the neighbour’s pool: Martine notes
JJ Redick, the Lakers coach, said his new signing Quentin Grimes accidentally walked into a neighbour’s guest house in the Hamptons this summer, despite being given the exact address of his own.…
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Giannis and Bam pull off Dragon Ball Z fusion, Dimitri wants full darkness
Giannis Antetokounmpo, who joined the Miami Heat after 13 seasons in Milwaukee, and captain Bam Adebayo have compared themselves to Son Goku and Vegeta. They recreated the Dragon Ball Z “fusion” pose…
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Jaylen Brown says “Next question” on Sixers’ alpha, Martine notes it down
For his first Media Day as a Philadelphia 76er, Jaylen Brown gave no direct answer when asked who would be the team’s “alpha” in 2026-27. He said “Next question”, and a long…
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Jokić delays his new contract, Chantal reworks the bar rota
Nikola Jokić announced at the Denver Nuggets’ Media Day, on 28 September 2026, that he would sign an extension next year, “if they want me.” He had put off the decision last…
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LeBron James turns down the Garden, Dimitri had already cut the entrance jingle
LeBron James told the 76ers’ media day that he had seriously considered finishing his career with the Knicks, at Madison Square Garden. He dropped the idea after New York beat San Antonio…
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Robinson leaves New York over the apron: Martine looks for the column
Mitchell Robinson signed a three-year deal with the Boston Celtics after leaving the New York Knicks, who could not keep him because of the second salary cap apron. The Knicks signed Andre…
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Polynice calls out Jokic on a podcast, Dimitri would have at least added a jingle
On the TFU podcast, Olden Polynice, an NBA centre from 1987 to 2004, said he could defend Nikola Jokic today. He believes Shaquille O’Neal and Hakeem Olajuwon would dominate Jokic, a three-time…
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Osman punishes his old club at the buzzer: Martine notes the buzzer had the last word
PAOK Thessaloniki beat Panathinaikos AKTOR Athens 84-82 in the Greek Super Cup semi-final, on a buzzer-beating three-pointer from Cedi Osman. Osman left Panathinaikos for PAOK this summer.
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LeBron James picks Philadelphia, Chantal wishes him someone for the key
LeBron James has finally signed with Philadelphia, after seriously considering retirement when the Lakers were eliminated by the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoffs. He told the story to Steve Nash.
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Dunleavy calls Curry sport’s greatest franchise face, Dimitri wants the lights out
Stephen Curry has signed a two-year extension with the Golden State Warriors. General manager Mike Dunleavy said he has never seen a better face for a franchise in the history of professional…
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Jasikevicius says Fenerbahçe was poorly coached, Martine hunts for the column
Fenerbahçe beat Virtus Bologna 78-68 in Istanbul in their Euroleague opener, after trailing in the fourth quarter. Coach Sarunas Jasikevicius admitted a tactical error in defence.