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Gail Falkenberg, 79, still in ITF qualifying: the C30.4 recalculates her ranking
On 3 November, in the first round of qualifying at the W35 in Orlando, American Gail Falkenberg, 79, lost 6-0, 6-0 to fellow American Aspen Schuman, 19, the sixth seed. She had not played a recorded professional match since 2023.
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Brown answers Edwards’ ad on Twitch: Darnell’s mother wants to know who won
Jaylen Brown reacted live on his Twitch channel, with V.J. Edgecombe, to Anthony Edwards’ Adidas ad, a fake late-night show in which Edwards calls him “ol’ boy from Boston”. The ad, released…
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The Knicks’ statement on Towns comes down to one “later”: Dimitri wanted a jingle
On Friday, the New York Knicks published a rare statement confirming that contract extension talks with Karl-Anthony Towns are pushed back to later in the 2026-27 season. According to BasketNews, James Dolan…
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Turkey announces “not to continue” with Montella: Louise looks for who decided
The Turkish Football Federation (TFF) ended Vincenzo Montella’s spell as national team coach on 9 October; he had been in charge since September 2023. His contract ran until mid-2028, and the Turkish…
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Jarno Widar says he is “still Jarno Widar”, Myriam checks his identity
Jarno Widar (Lotto-Intermarché), 20, won Tuesday’s Tre Valli Varesine ahead of Tom Pidcock, Matteo Jorgenson and Quinn Simmons, his first professional win. Ahead of the Tour of Lombardy, where he is billed…
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Overtake mode forgotten after the red flag: 27 seconds of catch-up in Singapore
In SQ1 of sprint qualifying at the Singapore Grand Prix, a human error by race control stopped overtake mode being reactivated after the red flag caused by Sergio Perez’s broken front wing.…
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Müller recounts the 1-7 of 2014 on a podcast, Marcel would have preferred the weekly
Twelve years after Brazil-Germany (1-7), Thomas Müller explained on the podcast The Late Run that he spent the last quarter of an hour avoiding David Luiz. He also remembers the 0-5 at…
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Russell on the front row with the old Mercedes: Philippeville salutes its old chassis
George Russell took second place in Singapore sprint qualifying with an older-specification Mercedes, 0.120s behind Max Verstappen. Kimi Antonelli, the championship leader, is seventh with the upgraded version.
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Kohnen played in front of 40 people: Freddy counts his own on the touchline
Charleroi travel to Standard on Sunday, at Sclessin, for a match behind closed doors. Their manager Mario Kohnen points out that he started out in amateur football, in front of around forty…
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The UCI eyes two-week Grand Tours, Xavier stands up for his four weekends
The UCI is considering cutting the Tour de France, the Giro and the Vuelta from three weeks to two, one idea among others for reforming cycling’s business model. Asked by RMC, Christian…
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Racing Bulls promise their 2027 drivers “in the coming weeks”: copy
Alan Permane, Racing Bulls team principal, refuses to set a date for announcing the 2027 drivers and speaks of “the coming weeks”. Lawson, Lindblad and Tsolov are fighting over two seats.
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Evenepoel’s jersey has not reached Lombardy, so Myriam rereads the article on titles
Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe wanted to present Remco Evenepoel’s new bike and new European champion’s jersey on Friday, ahead of the Tour of Lombardy, but the jersey had not yet arrived. The team hopes…
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Wimbledon accredits no influencers, the C30.4 wants the same rule on Sundays
Wimbledon accredits no influencers and will not let spectators bring portable ring lights. At the US Open, a photo shoot disrupted a Naomi Osaka match. Richard Atkinson, the club’s interim chief executive,…
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