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PSG win 6-0 and already talk of a third straight UCL: Marcel prefers the old name
Winners 6-0 at Villarreal on Tuesday night, Paris Saint-Germain have four wins from four games in the league phase. Fabian Ruiz admitted that winning three Champions Leagues in a row is hard, but said the club will try.
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Charlotte Kool asks for a discount on energy, Sandrine checks the meter
Lieke Nooijen, who won the women’s prologue at the Eneco Tour, received €220, against €1,490 for the winner among the elite men. Charlotte Kool (Fenix-Premier Tech) joked about it on Instagram, then…
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Micah Nori stops a scrimmage with one word, Martine resets the clock to six minutes
In his first season in charge of the Portland Trail Blazers, Micah Nori wants to get his messages across in as few words as possible. At a messy practice, he stopped a…
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Leclerc asks if Pérez still drives for Red Bull: Fabienne Racing keeps its files tidy
Second in the Singapore Grand Prix behind Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc was held up late in the race by Sergio Pérez, now a Cadillac driver. According to Formule1.nl, he wondered over the…
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Noah Penda’s dunk comes back out off his face: Darnell’s mother looks for a defender
A dunk by Noah Penda, Orlando’s Frenchman, was disallowed against Cleveland: the ball, not yet fully through, hit his face and popped back out briefly before dropping in again. Penda blocked himself,…
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The NBA repaints thirty floors for the NBA Cup, Chantal eyes her three sets of lines
For the fourth edition of the NBA Cup, the NBA has unveiled 30 fully painted floors in each franchise’s colours, with the team name in giant letters and a slogan in the…
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The Caitlin 1 goes red-pink: Darnell’s mother, in Indiana, read the sole
The Caitlin 1, Caitlin Clark’s signature shoe, comes out in “Midnight Fever”, its third colourway. Under the sole are “Shoot More Threes”, “From Anywhere” and “It was never a long shot”.
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Bottas sees progress at Cadillac but no points: Nathan looks for it in his ghost
According to RaceFans, Cadillac have not scored a point in their first F1 season. Valtteri Bottas insists the team improves every weekend, “not necessarily in the results yet”, and rates its facilities…
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Sandrine Tas wins in Ede and leads the Eneco Tour, Xavier counts the second
Belgium’s Sandrine Tas (Lotto-Intermarché) won the sprint in the first road stage of the women’s Eneco Tour, Ede-Ede (79.5 km), ahead of Charlotte Kool and Barbara Guarischi. Fourth in the prologue, she…
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Noah Penda dunks, the ball goes back through the hoop: two points struck out in red pen
In Orlando’s win over Cleveland, a Noah Penda dunk was ruled out for “basket interference”. Coming down, still hanging from the rim, the ball bounced off his head before it had fully…
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In Ibiza, the guaranteed star is not named, Myriam notes there is no start list
A cycling festival in Ibiza brings together Johan Museeuw, Marcel Kittel, Wout van Aert and Marianne Vos. The most expensive package, at least £4,000 (about €4,600), guarantees stars on the guided rides,…
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Rafael Jodar warned over a towel in Shanghai, Jean-Pol wiped his face on his sleeve
Rafael Jodar, world number 13, beat Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2 in the last 16 of the Shanghai Masters 1000. Mid-match, chair umpire Jimmy Pinoargote gave him a warning for…
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Zverev says “Good luck” to Bublik at the net: Maxime wants to know for what, exactly
Alexander Zverev beat Alexander Bublik 7-6, 4-6, 7-6 in the last 16 in Shanghai, in a match with more than 40 aces between them. At the net he told him “Good luck”,…
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