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Elanga’s ball rolled on the line without crossing it: Louise measures “entirely”
Newcastle lost 1-0 to Everton at St James’ Park. Anthony Elanga nearly equalised, but his ball rolled on the line without entirely crossing it before Everton cleared.
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Rochefort knock out Gent on penalties: Marcel finally recognises his Cup
Union Rochefortoise, a D1 ACFF side (French-speaking amateur football), have reached the last 16 of the Belgian Cup at Gent’s expense: 3-3, then 4-3 on penalties. Rochefort were 1-3 down after an…
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Vitor Bruno says “it’s my fault” several times after the exit, Louise counts
Beaten 2-1 at Beerschot on Sunday, Anderlecht are out of the Belgian Cup on their first outing. Manager Vitor Bruno said several times that the defeat was his fault, while insisting the…
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Apology at half-time in Paris: Dimitri would at least have cued the jingle
Paris Basketball beat Boulazac 90-75 on 18 October, carried by Tyson Etienne (26 points) and Jared Rhoden. According to Antoine Eïto, Paris president David Kahn came to apologise at half-time for his…
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Suzuki picked over Bizot in Villa’s goal: Freddy also has two keepers for one net
Aston Villa won 0-1 at Newcastle on Saturday with Zion Suzuki, formerly of STVV (Sint-Truiden), in goal ahead of Marco Bizot, formerly of Genk. Early in the second half he saved a…
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A tweet announced Gomez’s goal two days early, prophecy has changed platform
A Brighton supporter had predicted in a tweet that Diego Gomez would score from the halfway line on Sunday. Two days later, in the 7th minute against Crystal Palace, the midfielder did…
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Bublik would teach nobody his game as a coach: Monique thinks of rice tart
Asked by the Russian outlet Championat, Alexander Bublik, world No. 22, said that if he ever coached, he would teach nobody to play like him. Beaten in Shanghai by Alexander Zverev, he…
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Maja Chwalinska thanks those who’ll recognise themselves: Maxime isn’t sure he does
Maja Chwalinska beat Sonay Kartal 2-6, 6-4, 6-2 in the final of the Wuhan WTA 1000 on Sunday, her first title. In her speech she thanked her team, the crowd and people…
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Merlier takes his 80th win in Arnhem, Xavier counts his town sign sprints
Tim Merlier (Soudal Quick-Step) won the final stage of the Eneco Tour in a sprint in Arnhem, ahead of Dylan Groenewegen and Davide Donati. It is his 80th career victory and his…
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Alcaraz found the balls bigger against Bergs, Jean-Pol saw it coming
Carlos Alcaraz lost to Zizou Bergs in the third round of the Shanghai Masters 1000. He said he found the conditions slower and the balls bigger, while adding that he did not…
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Louis Vuitton makes the F1 trophy trunk, Philippeville brings out its blue cool box
According to Formule1.nl, Louis Vuitton makes the trunk for the Formula 1 trophy, one detail among others in a sport that looks, on Sunday television, like a travelling film festival.
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Lukaku celebrates his first Fenerbahçe goal by kicking the post, Louise seeks the rule
For his first goal for Fenerbahçe, scored on Saturday in the 40th minute against Alanyaspor (3-0), Romelu Lukaku kicked the post in rage. It came in his second start.
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Philippoussis cites Federer, Nadal and Djokovic to Alcaraz: Jean-Pol waited for his name
Asked by Clay about the criticism aimed at Carlos Alcaraz, who complained about the calendar while playing exhibitions in December, Mark Philippoussis, former world number 8, says you can always say no…
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